I am, I am, I am

Phoenix Trotter I'm not from Phoenix but I've been there. Living the the hot state of Arizona I get the jokes from my name, but it's cool. I work for no one but the fans making t-shirts and useless crap they praise and wear every day of the week. I like waking up to the smell of coffee even though I can't stand the taste and having a thin mint cookie by my bed side so the monsters can have a snack too. I only think Garrett will read this.